I don't understand why everyone hates me. I'm so good. I'm the best. I've never had unprotected sex... in fact... I've never had sex at all. I've done everything I should do to be a good citizen.
I just don't have common sense. I wish I could buy it at Target... but the lady behind the counter told me they were all out.
Hey... is that garbage by the door? I think I'll just walk right by it because my back hurts. Maybe it'll be gone by the time I get home from the gym.
I'm a bit depressed... I think I'll drink some wine coolers by myself. I can't write today... the whole world is against me.
My old roomie is annoying me again... I guess I'll just sit here and dwell about it and not say anything to anyone until I'm so upset that I'll attack her motherhood via the internet. That'll get her.
I can't decide whether to get a kid or a dog. I wish they could combine the two. I would prefer a teenage cracked out dog-kid over stinking diapers anyday.
It's time to brush my hair. I'm surprised there aren't mice living in the piles of hair I shed everyday. My roomie charged up the dustbuster... but I don't know how to work it.
Well... enough for now. I have to get dressed to go out in clothes that are 3 sizes too small for me. I enjoy having my gut hanging out the bottom of my shirt. My muffintop brings all the boys to the yard... but I have no idea how to interact with them. I guess I'll stick to my dog-kid.
Until next time....
Elizabeth Murdock Peques
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Hey,
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on over here...
I heard that there was a picture of me with the words "field niggers" under it...
I heard that someone was using me as an excuse to attack a womans motherhood!
I better not see anything like that going on over here or I'll have your ass sent to Gitmo!
(yes we aren't gonna close it anytime soon)
Dear Mrs. Obama,
ReplyDeleteYes... there was a beautiful picture of you with a heading including the hateful words 'field niggers' under it. The original author didn't understand the implications when she posted it. Thank goodness she took it down.
I will now be writing for her under this URL. If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to post them here.
Also, please accept my apology for such foul language... I may have not been the author, but you never deserved anything as heinous at that heading under your picture.
Regards,
WWEMPD?