It seems Ebony has another blog...
elizabethpegues.blogspot.com
You have to be invited to be her friend to read her bullshit.
She even hides on the internet.
CHICKENSHIT!!!
Friday, May 22, 2009
All it takes is an apology...
I said it on my blog this morning, and I'd like to say it here. All this will stop if she would get down off her high horse and apologize for talking smack about my mothering skills. Until then... this will continue.
Too bad she signed a new lease for a year... because I have no plans on going anywhere. You thought it was tough being my roomie when I wasn't trying to annoy you... Try being my neighbor when all I have is HATE for you.
You may read my original blog I started when I read her talking smack at:
http://ambarbituate.blogspot.com/?zx=fb2fdbd0054f7b70
Until next time,
WWEMPD?
Too bad she signed a new lease for a year... because I have no plans on going anywhere. You thought it was tough being my roomie when I wasn't trying to annoy you... Try being my neighbor when all I have is HATE for you.
You may read my original blog I started when I read her talking smack at:
http://ambarbituate.blogspot.com/?zx=fb2fdbd0054f7b70
Until next time,
WWEMPD?
(think Richard Nixon's voice)
I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!!
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note from author: No, Ebony is not a lesbian, but since everyone I know that has met her has made that assumption... I thought it should be addressed. Of course, the thought of Nixon's voice in my head is making me laugh, laugh, laugh.
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note from author: No, Ebony is not a lesbian, but since everyone I know that has met her has made that assumption... I thought it should be addressed. Of course, the thought of Nixon's voice in my head is making me laugh, laugh, laugh.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
I can't stand it anymore...
I don't understand why everyone hates me. I'm so good. I'm the best. I've never had unprotected sex... in fact... I've never had sex at all. I've done everything I should do to be a good citizen.
I just don't have common sense. I wish I could buy it at Target... but the lady behind the counter told me they were all out.
Hey... is that garbage by the door? I think I'll just walk right by it because my back hurts. Maybe it'll be gone by the time I get home from the gym.
I'm a bit depressed... I think I'll drink some wine coolers by myself. I can't write today... the whole world is against me.
My old roomie is annoying me again... I guess I'll just sit here and dwell about it and not say anything to anyone until I'm so upset that I'll attack her motherhood via the internet. That'll get her.
I can't decide whether to get a kid or a dog. I wish they could combine the two. I would prefer a teenage cracked out dog-kid over stinking diapers anyday.
It's time to brush my hair. I'm surprised there aren't mice living in the piles of hair I shed everyday. My roomie charged up the dustbuster... but I don't know how to work it.
Well... enough for now. I have to get dressed to go out in clothes that are 3 sizes too small for me. I enjoy having my gut hanging out the bottom of my shirt. My muffintop brings all the boys to the yard... but I have no idea how to interact with them. I guess I'll stick to my dog-kid.
Until next time....
Elizabeth Murdock Peques
I just don't have common sense. I wish I could buy it at Target... but the lady behind the counter told me they were all out.
Hey... is that garbage by the door? I think I'll just walk right by it because my back hurts. Maybe it'll be gone by the time I get home from the gym.
I'm a bit depressed... I think I'll drink some wine coolers by myself. I can't write today... the whole world is against me.
My old roomie is annoying me again... I guess I'll just sit here and dwell about it and not say anything to anyone until I'm so upset that I'll attack her motherhood via the internet. That'll get her.
I can't decide whether to get a kid or a dog. I wish they could combine the two. I would prefer a teenage cracked out dog-kid over stinking diapers anyday.
It's time to brush my hair. I'm surprised there aren't mice living in the piles of hair I shed everyday. My roomie charged up the dustbuster... but I don't know how to work it.
Well... enough for now. I have to get dressed to go out in clothes that are 3 sizes too small for me. I enjoy having my gut hanging out the bottom of my shirt. My muffintop brings all the boys to the yard... but I have no idea how to interact with them. I guess I'll stick to my dog-kid.
Until next time....
Elizabeth Murdock Peques
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